The Village of Villagers uninted is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Omega villager with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.605 billion villagers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle vista. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Villagerian economy, worth 242 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 93,019 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Villagerian politics is literally a blood sport, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the little guy plays a big role in Villagerian politics, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Villagers uninted's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Villagers uninted is ranked 9,358^th in the world and 84^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,890.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.